Robert Higgins Jail Booking Report
Stuart, Florida (The Weekly Vice) - Robert Stark Higgins, a 21-year-old Florida man was arrested Saturday after he broke into a resident's backyard and jumped naked into a pool while covered with feces.
According to the Martin County Sheriff's Office, a naked Higgins, who was covered with feces, broke into a resident's backyard and helped himself to the resident's pool.
Deputies say the resident became alarmed when he heard Higgins crash through the screen of his pool and proceed to go for a swim. Higgens then reportedly grabbed a towel and fled the scene.
Higgins, who deputies said had been drinking, was arrested a short time later.
He was booked into the Martin County Jail on charges of burglary to an occupied dwelling, disorderly conduct and misdemeanor theft. Bail was set at $10,500.
Danny Vice
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7 comments:
So how did he come to be covered in feces?
Wow, you know you are a drunk when you are so far gone you shit on yourself! My mother has done this on quite few occasions. She is in rehab now, and I am happy to report she no longer shits herself. Maybe this guy needs to do the same thing!
My first thought is that he was another one of those campground toilet perverts that crawl down in them.
He wasn't as committed as Gary Moody! But Juggs is probably right.
Wow. I mean I've been pretty fuckin plastered a time or two myself, but I've never shit my pants. That's crazy.
i hope he has to pay the expense of cleaning the pool....
Another local. These incidents are so common down here they barely make the news anymore. They're generally known as "Floridiots" and they seem to be everywhere. Help!
Yugo - you have my deepest, sincerest thanks for giving me the word "Floridiots." Expect a Christmas card from me. Or Chanukkah card, if that's your bag.
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