Zachary, Louisiana (The Weekly Vice) - Lisa Newsome, a 42-year-old Louisiana woman was arrested Monday after she attempted to steal a 12-pack of beer by hiding it between her legs.
According to Zachary Police, Newsome was captured on grocery store surveillance camera waddling out of the store with a half case of Miller Lite hidden between her legs.
Investigators say she entered the Crossroads Grocery store wearing a blue housecoat, stuffed the beer up between her legs, added in a couple of sodas and then exited the store.
Authorities interviewed the woman, who reportedly admitted to stealing the alcohol.
"She attempted to show us how she did it," said Zachary Police Cpt. David McDavid. "But we told her not to pull her pants down."
Police say Newsome has been arrested 40 times in the past, including charges of theft, writing a worthless check and cocaine possession.
She was booked into the East Baton Rouge Parish Prison on a charge of theft. She remains held in lieu of $1,000 bail.
Danny Vice
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She could get a job as a White House Food Sanitation Czar....
Miller Lite? Jeezus! She needs to have her damn head examined if she is stealing this shit.
At least go for the good stuff and steal some Guiness or Sam Adams or something.
Redneck I agree. Miller Lite sucks!
I wonder if she learned that trick in prison?
If I was the store owner I think I would let her keep the beer.
All that for some Miller Lite? Steal some real beer next time dumb bitch!
lol eastside i agree. That beer might have a fowl taste after being stuck between that woman's legs.
lol eastside i agree. That beer might have a fowl taste after being stuck between that woman's legs.
"But we told her not to pull her pants down."...???...was that because of what they suspected might have been lurking down there....??....something wild and savage looking perhaps??..smelling not quite so much like "fowl" but more like fish, I rather suspect.....
You all beat me to the Miller comments because I thought the same thing..... And I wasn't surprised when I read she has been busted with cocaine either. I pegged her a crackhead before I even read the story! And holy shit how stretched out does that woman have to be to be able to fit all of that crap in there! Yikes!!!
T.N.B.
cocaine is a helluva drug....
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