September 04, 2009

James Orr Is Full Of Crap, Literally - Con Man Brings Trial To A Halt After Pulling Off Colostomy Bag, Eating Contents


Cincinnati, Ohio (The Weekly Vice) - James Orr, a 66-year-old man on trial for aggravated robbery and kidnapping charges, brought the day's testimony to a quick halt when he committed a bizarre act that cleared the courtroom in minutes.

The trial, which began last week with Hamilton County judge Ethna Cooper presiding, continued as scheduled on Wednesday.

A witness had just taken the stand, when Orr leaned over to his attorney and asked him if he had anything to eat. The attorney said no. When Orr nudged his attorney a second time with complaints that he was hungry, his attorney ignored him.

That's when Orr pulled off his colostomy bag, placed it on the table and began squeezing it's contents into his mouth.

"It appeared he was eating his own (excrement) at the table," said Orr's attorney, Norm Aubin.

Bailiffs in the courtroom quickly arrested Orr, who was later described as having feces on his lips, beard and hands.

"There was what appeared to be feces on the table and on the floor," said Hamilton County assist. prosecutor, David Prem.

The judge cleared the courtroom and declared it a bio hazard area until it could be sanitized. Orr's trial was postponed until next week.

Authorities say Orr and a partner tried to trick a woman who was attempting to buy food at a restaurant out of her money. When she wouldn't cooperate, Orr allegedly pulled a gun on her as her three children sat in a car outside.

He then forced her into a car, drove to a bank and forced her to withdraw $1,000.

After his arrest, Orr attempted to avoid prosecution by claiming he was "mentally incompetent" to stand trial. His case was approved for trial went he was declared mentally competent by doctors.

"He's done just about everything a person can do to avoid justice," said Prem. "I'm completely convinced his whole goal here is to cause as much mayhem as he can."

Danny Vice
The Weekly Vice
http://www.theweeklyvice.com

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11 comments:

Poppycock60 said...

The only thing I know to say at this moment is:MY GOD, MY GOD, MY GOD. I just don't know what to say..I am speechless...I will let those of you who are more articulate and expressive than I, go on to comment on this....I will probably skip breakfast this morning...

Venus Doom said...

Anybody who watches Jackass will be reminded of the skit where Dave England pretended to be a homeless guy so hungry he rummaged through the garbage and ate the contents of diapers he found. It was actually chocolate pudding, not feces. I have a feeling this "con man" had some similar scheme going on... I'd be interested to find out if they tested the substance on his beard or in the colostomy bag for authenticity.

ZachB said...

I think he ate his own shit to try and get out of trial. He's trying to prove that he's not compotenet to stand trial.

That's takin it a lil too far tho.

ZachB said...

I think he ate his own shit to try and get out of trial. He's trying to prove that he's not compotenet to stand trial.

That's takin it a lil too far tho.

iwinc said...

Oh my gosh i think i'm going to be sick.Just when you think you've heard it all......

Anonymous said...

That's pretty shitty...

camom1978 said...

That quite frankly is the most disgusting thing I have ever heard!!

RedneckBiker said...

Yeah, I could have done without this one, and I'm not eating dinner tonight either thanks to this. I'll have some bourbon & coke instead.

For a guy to go to those lengths - you almost have to give him props for trying.

JuggaletteSTL said...

WTF? This is the 3rd shit story this week. Are there really that many shit-loving sick bastards out there? Ewe!

B-Dog said...

This guy was shit faced!

Anonymous said...

Perhaps all these shit related stories point to a growing trend. Though I often like to be ahead of the curve on the latest trends, I may have to sit this one out.

Anyone remember the movie "Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead?" Fecal Freaks to the fore!

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