August 31, 2009

Lauren Story Aims For “Stupid Drunk Of The Year” Award - Wrecks Car With Baby In Backseat Before Attempting To Flee In Victim’s Car


Green Township, Ohio (The Weekly Vice) - Lauren Story, a 21-year-old Ohio mother was arrested Sunday after she drove drunk, got into a wreck and then attempted to drive away in the victim's car, leaving her 19-month-old daughter behind.

According to Green Township Police, Story was intoxicated at nearly three times the legal limit when she rear ended another motorist in a Walgreens parking lot just after 9 p.m.. Story's 19-month-old daughter was also in the vehicle at the time of the accident.

Investigators say the two drivers got out to survey the damage, however when the victim exited his vehicle, Story jumped in his car and attempted to flee the scene - leaving her daughter behind.

Police believe Story was so intoxicated that she mistook the victims automobile as her own, abandoning her daughter in the process.

Police say the victim had to chase down the woman, so she couldn't leave - and was still inside the car when officers arrived. Story's blood alcohol level registered at .205.

Story was booked into jail on charges of child endangering, driving while intoxicated, leaving the scene of an accident, failure to maintain reasonable control of a motor vehicle and a seat belt violation. She was released on her own recognizance after attending a bond hearing on Monday.

Danny Vice
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13 comments:

Anonymous said...

she was released ROR? are you phucking kidding me? are the courts waiting for her to kill someone?

andrew said...

Well, anonymous beat me to it ...

magnificentjay said...

jail must be full in green township...

Bad Karma said...

The lights are on, but no one's home...

Anonymous said...

ted k. would be proud of her (if she got away)

PhantomX said...

She'd be kinda pretty if she'd stop wearing those librarian looking glasses. I'll never understand how those ugly things came to be so popular among females.

Eastside said...

21 years old and that bad of a booze problem? I predict an unhappy life with lots of bad relationships and many court appearances if she doesn't sober up now.

JuggaletteSTL said...

So is her child still with her? If her drinking problem is that bad it won't get any better anytime soon and that child does not need to be brought down with her!

RedneckBiker said...

Damn - the cops must have been PISSED OFF - they hit her with all that AND a seat belt violation. Sounds to me like they showed up, got mad, and wrote her for everything they could think of.

Too bad she won't do time. She'll get pre-trial diversion into a treatment program and probation. Watch and see. The fact she was released on ROR is enough to tell you. A retarded monkey could defend this case in those courts.

wishididmyteacher said...

RedneckBiker said...
"[police] wrote her for everything they could think of"

Actually they could have added the very serious "attempted grand theft -- auto" for trying to steal the other car. If she was black they probably would have done just that and not made excuses for her that she was "drunk", 0.205 BAL is not high enough for that. But, she is a cute blond with sexy glasses and she probably looked so lost and helpless when they arrived, so there you go, she got a "seat belt violation". I won't be surprised if one day she marries the arresting officer.

Anonymous said...

PhantomX, you can blame men and their craxy librarian fantasies for making those glasses popular.

Anonymous said...

There isn't a jail in Green Township, you idiot. It's a...township. Small suburb in Cincinnati. The jail in Cincinnati, however, yes, it's probably full.

Anyway I went to high school with this fuckwit and her little sister and they're both inbred cunts, so I'm not surprised. I feel sorry for her offspring.

johnny apseed said...

Actually phucktard she is the lil sister. and her big sister is doing the same shit but with no kids. Now she does have a younger step-sister though with the age difference I really doubt you went to school with both of them unless you are that much of a phucktard and were held back, A LOT. big possiblity in the harrison area, though, you're all phucking imbreed out there!

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