Read The Arrest Report
Clayton, Georgia (The Weekly Vice) -- Mark Musselwhite, 43 and a former Mayor of Gainesville, Georgia, was arrested last weekend after witnesses at a campground reported a "naked man" walking. When park rangers arrived on scene, they found Musselwhite sitting nude in a chair - wondering what he was doing wrong.
Arresting Officer Brandon C. Walls was alerted by dispatch that several campers and passerby had complained about a naked man sitting around his campsite, in full view of everyone. Walls later produced a report that reads like an episode of Reno: 911.
I OBSERVED A MALE SUBJECT, WHO EARLIER… I HAD IDENTIFIED AS MARK MUSSELWHITE… SITTING NUDE IN A CHAIR IN FRONT OF HIS CAMPER/HORSE TRAILER. I HAD SPOKEN WITH HIM EARLIER IN REFERENCE TO AN ATV HE HAD BEEN RIDING IN THE AREA. HE LOOKED AT US AND SAID HELLO. I ASKED HIM WHAT HE WAS DOING, HE SAID HE WAS JUST SITTING HERE AND ASKED IF THERE WAS A PROBLEM. I DID NOTICE HE WAS DRINKING AND APPEARED VERY INTOXICATED. I ASKED HIM WHY HE DID NOT HAVE ANY CLOTHES ON. HE SAID HE WAS HOT AND HAD BEEN IN THE CREEK. AT THAT POINT HE WANTED TO KNOW WHY WE WERE THERE AND WHAT HE WAS DOING WRONG. I ADVISED HIM THAT WE HAD GOTTEN COMPLAINTS ABOUT A MAN WALKING AROUND NUDE IN THE AREA. STILL NUDE, HE TOLD ME THAT IT WAS NOT HIM.
The report continues with an accusation by Officer Walls that the suspect became belligerent and identified himself as the town's former Mayor. Musselwhite allegedly proceeded to argue with Walls about the validity of an arrest in this situation, but Walls cuffed the nude man and lead him to a squad car without further incident.
The arrest report also mentions a "female subject" at the scene, apparently camping with Musselwhite, who kept out of the argument and was not charged.
The Weekly Vice Opinion:
Maybe he was inspired by the story of fellow Republican Mark Sanford, who claimed to be doing the same thing along the Appalachian Trail…
Brian Fairbanks
The Weekly Vice
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"...WE HAD GOTTEN COMPLAINTS ABOUT A MAN WALKING AROUND NUDE IN THE AREA. STILL NUDE, HE TOLD ME THAT IT WAS NOT HIM."
This guy is great. He's got my future vote in all elections.
He was probably just following the law ... June 26'th was, afterall, NATIONAL NUDE HIKER DAY! :D
On one hand....I've camped and seen naked people....and he wasn't messing with anyone. Not THAT I approve of that sh*t....but when he played the "you know who am!" card...handcuffs for him. I hope children weren't around.
I don't know... I would be PO'd if I took my kids camping and that showed up.
why is it so wrong to be naked while camping? its natural, we are born naked. whats the big fucking deal? nude laws all over piss me off really.
Anon, I suspect seeing you in the buff isn't exactly what I'd consider natural. Do you understand that most people don't want to see a guy's wrinkled up pecker while their trying to enjoy the beauty of nature?
That's not natural. It's selfishness.
We are not monkeys. Well, most of us anyway
MaxXx..are you suggesting that they would prefer to see him with an erection then...help me, I'm confused...
that is sick ,this is kinda like a pedophile anyone who think this is ok is a pedo getting naked at a camp ground there is kids .
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