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Zephyrhills, Florida (The Weekly Vice) -- Lola Brooks Schofield, a 52-year-old Zephyrhills woman was arrested Sunday night for DUI - but not before she gave a Florida Trooper an earful of sweet-talking followed by angry tantrums in the back of his cruiser.
According to the Florida Highway Patrol, an officer was on his way home when he noted a vehicle swerving back and forth across the road. He pulled the vehicle over and awaited backup from an on-duty trooper who approached the vehicle.
When Schofield emerged from her car, she lost her balance and fell against the car. She attempted to walk, but staggered instead, forcing the two officers to catch her several times. She then began to have a conversation with an imaginary passenger in her vehicle, according to the trooper's arrest report.
When the Trooper asked Schofield to perform a field sobriety test, she reportedly told him "I will try, baby." After stumbling about she retired the notion of performing the test, stating "I better not do these, I am too drunk," according to the arrest report.
Investigators say she declined a breath test, telling the trooper "I don't think that would be a good idea for me baby." When he asked her to decide, she reportedly replied "No, baby."
During the ride home, howeve, the trooper noted in his report that Schofield began to pound on the vehicle's Plexiglas's partition, complaining that someone was "molesting her babies." She reportedly continued the tyrade, challenging the trooper to "do something about it."
She then cursed at the officer and attempted to kick out the windows of the cruiser, according to the report.
Schofield was booked into the Pasco County Jail on a charge of driving under the influence. She was later released - apparently without bond.
Danny Vice
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2 comments:
The lights are on, but no one's home.
Now that's better... a nice friendly drunk without a mob of golf club weilding hispanics rioting.
WTF the name of that town???
I wouldn't want to live in a place that sounds like a venereal disease.
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