Oklahoma City, Oklahoma (The Weekly Vice) -- Lahoma Sue Smith, a 36-year-old Oklahoma woman has been sentenced after she reportedly offered to provide oral sex to a man in exchange for a box of Frito-Lay chips.
According to Oklahoma City Police, officers witnessed Smith "trying to catch a date" by flashing her headlights to would-be 'customers'. Patrol officers reportedly followed Smith's vehicle leading them to discover her and a male inside the vehicle engaged in sexual activity.
Investigators say Smith's blouse was open and the man was in the passenger seat pulling up his pants when officers approached the vehicle. Smith told officers that the man asked for her 'company' but didn't have money to pay for her services. A deal was struck between the two - trading oral sex for a box of Frito-Lay chips - at an estimated value of $30.
Smith, who admitted she had been arrested "two or three times" before for prostitution, was charged with prostitution and driving on a suspended license. The man was not arrested.
The woman agreed in court last week to plead no contest to a charge of prostitution. She was fined $1,142.
Court docs provided by The Smoking Gun
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9 comments:
He overpaid her.
He should have been able to have her all night for a bag of Funyuns and a Big Gulp.
It will be interesting to see if she pays the $1142.00 fine in Fritos!
Aye, yii, yii, yiiii,
I am the Frito Bandit Ho.
I like Frito's Corn Chips,
I love them I do.
I want Frito's Corn Chips,
I'll get them from you.
Aye, yii, yii, yiiii,
Oh, I am the Frito Bandit ho.
Give me Frito Corn chips
And I'll give you head.
The Frito Bandit ho
In your car or your bed.
no dip?? damn, she was jipped.. lol
this is the first time i heard of hookers driving around picking up "johns"...
They gave each other lays. So what's the problem?
whoa Phantom... I didn't even see that one. I could kick myself.
LOL
Nobody can eat just one!
Amazing...
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