May 25, 2009

KFC Opens A Bucket Of Whoop-Ass On St. Petersburg Mayoral Candidate


St. Petersburg, Florida (The Weekly Vice) -- Police have banned mayoral candidate Paul Congemi from a St. Petersburg KFC after they say he ruffled a few feathers at the restaurant over an eight-piece meal.

According to police Congemi reportedly ordered a meal at the restaurant and waited on his order. When the store manager informed him his eight-piece meal was ready, he responded by yelling "that's not my (expletive) meal!"

Witnesses told police Congemi proceeded to yell obscenities at several employees, refusing to leave. When an employee laughed at Congemi's alleged conduct, that's when police say feathers began flying.

When officers arrived and tried to persuade Congemi to talk to them outside the store, he reportedly told one officer "I don't like you, you gave me a ticket."

When an officer attempted to direct Congemi toward the door, he reportedly rebuked the officer, stating "Don't touch me, I am running for mayor and once I get elected, you will be fired."

Then officers asked Congemi to sit in the patrol car while they completed a trespass warning - a request that was met with more abusive language toward the officers.

"I'm not sitting in the car," Conglemi reportedly shouted. "I am not a (expletive) criminal."

After refusing to sign the ticket, Conglemi handed them campaign literature, according to the arrest report.

According to local reports, Conglemi's version of the story was a bit different. He reportedly explained that the assistant manager told him he had to order or leave the restaurant.

"I didn't like the attitude," Conglemi is reported to have stated. "I wasn't in a good mood that day and before you know it, they called police."

The Weekly Vice Opinion:

Yes, Paul....... When a store manager encounters a screaming lunatic in his restaurant who refuses to be reasonably civil, the only choice you have is to ask him to leave or have police frogmarch him from the premises. Believe it or not, there are other customers in the restaurant who aren't interested in what kind of mood you're in.

Looks to us like the St. Petersburg mayoral race just narrowed a bit. Happy campaigning, Paul.

Danny Vice
The Weekly Vice
http://www.theweeklyvice.com

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12 comments:

camom1978 said...

He may be the 1st mayoral candidate ever to come in with a negative vote count on election day!! Good Job, Dumbass!!

Ida_Slapter said...

He was probably angry about that haircut!!!
At first I thought it was a kitten laying on his head.

PhantomX said...

a bucket of whoop-ass, lol. now THATS what makes this site different.

KarenK said...

Ida, I thought it was the St. Louis arch until I saw a wrinkled up old face underneith it.


Oh and Paulio, did you forget to put on a tie?

Wallabee said...

did anyone notice the hair on top of his head is like 1/3 the length of the hair on the sides?

That's one messed up haircut. He looks to me like a mean bastard. I hope he doesn't have children.

Anonymous said...

well, atleast hes a politician who shows his real face to the public... its actually quite refreshing.. lol

magnificentjay said...

they got to have a vid of this somewhere....

Anonymous said...

Opera's coupon scam strikes again.

Anonymous said...

Oprah's *

Laura T said...

Politicians... what more do you expect?! Good, honest hardworking people? Good luck!

Psychocat said...

Guy looks like someone re-animated the corpse of Moe from The Three Stooges, whacked him in the face with a shovel, and gave him a battery-acid enema...

HangingChad said...

Frankenstein's living brother?

Frankencents, is that you pooh bear?

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