Boulder, Colorado (The Weekly Vice) -- Alexander Kabelis, a 31-year-old Boulder man was arrested after slashing dozens of car tires. Told police he was angry over mother, having braces, loosing license and radiation.
According to Boulder police, an officer spotted Kabelis squatting down behind a police cruiser at the Community Police Center around 7 pm Thursday night. After noticing the tire had been slashed, the officer took Kabelis into custody - recovering a knife from his pocket.
Knowing the jig was up, Kabelis reportedly went on a venting spree - railing on police about all the things he was angry about.
Investigators say he admitted to slashing the tires of 46 cars since late April - nine of which were police and Sheriff's Office vehicles.
"He said he was frustrated with the relationship with his mother," said Boulder Police spokeswoman Sarah Huntley. "He said he was angry with losing his license a couple of years ago."
Huntley reportedly went on to complain about everything else that had been wrong in his life, including radiation poisoning from a nearby production facility, braces he wore as a teen and once getting "buzzed" by a passing police car. The list of complaints, he explained, were the reason behind his decision to slash tires.
After getting an earful, Boulder police added two more reasons for Kabelis to be angry. They charged him with criminal mischief and carrying a concealed weapon.
Danny Vice
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Dear Boulder, Colorado Police
You may want to check on the whereabouts and welfare of Alexander Kabelis's mother.
regards, Ida Slapter
Major loser. Probably lives with said mother.
Poor guy, but at least he only took it out on tires.
It's called a "comb-over," not a "comb-forward," for a very good reason.
sooner or later he was bound to take out his rage on somebody....this is why Fight Club is needed
At least he didn't take it out on people with a gun. Hopefully he'll get a referral to a shrink while he's in jail...
Thank God this nut doesn't have a Child.. He makes a great case for "forced" vasectomies, or castrations.
Sorry.. I know this story has nothing to do with a child. I'm just venting!
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Let's get this guy a membership in the "Hair Club for Men".
It will probably solve that self-esteem problem and diffuse the anger.
What...they didn't charge him for being felony-level pathetic?
I can't help but wonder if the radiation rant is real, or if he is suffering from some kind of mental illness.
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