Orange County, Florida (The Weekly Vice) - Time once again for our Red Light Round-Up, and this month we have a mashup of interesting twists!
Our first three street-walking vixens (Escobar, Mason and Shelton) traveled from Texas to Overland Park, Kansas to spread the wealth around. Apparently the girls posted ads on Craigslist, and then dropped in to "do" Kansas City.
If you notice a similarity between Mason, 19, and Shelton, 28, that's no coincidence. They are sisters. Nice of big sis to point little sis in the right direction, huh?
The other 9 girls (top box) hail from Orange County Florida..... where your choices for a little adult fun take a decidedly sharp turn towards the ghetto.
We're pretty sure Debra Pure isn't quite as "pure" as you might think.... and what the hell is going on with Chris Kirk? Serious issues afoot there we think.
Karla Reeves kind of reminds me of the gay black dude on Revenge Of The Nerds.... no?
Lisa Rhymer is in the wrong field. She's an easy shoe-in for the next "Bride Of Frankenstein" movie. Constance Rychlic, how on earth do you keep working? Just curious.
The three lovely ladies in the bottom box are a sight for sore eyes after beholding the girls above. Perhaps that's because they are better at working with their hands.
These lasses were nabbed at Angel's Spa in Palm Beach -We're not sure why Palm Beach deputies are worried about three handy spa girls when Florida's murder rate is out of control - oh wait.... I think we just answered our own question.
Kayla Lavelle, 22, Marcia Dippolito, 48, and Charlotte Lee McKeehan, 25, were arrested and charged with practicing massage without a license, but investigators said they did more than that.
One of the women, Lavelle, told officer "happy" that for $200, he could get "anything."
After telling the officer to "get comfortable" and take off his clothes, she left the room. When she returned, she began massaging his penis..... Think he stopped her right away before arresting her? Yeah Right.
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