April 15, 2009

Man And Woman Nabbed For Having Sex In Wal Mart Parking Lot


Asia Howard's MySpace Profile


Gastonia, North Carolina (The Weekly Vice) -- Sometimes a headline and a photo in a story is enough.... and this is likely such a case. If you can bear to read the details feel free. If not, we'll certainly understand.

Asia Marie Howard, 25, and William Walter Stephens, 83, were arrested Wednesday after having sex in a Wal-Mart parking lot.

According to police, an officer stopped William Stephens and Asia Howard as they were leaving a Wal-Mart parking lot. Officers were dispatched to the scene after a witness encountered the two having sex in Stephen's Buick.

Investigators say Howard admitted to performing oral sex on Stephens for $20.

Both were booked into the Gaston County Jail on a charge of crime against nature. Howard was released on a $2,500 bond while Stephens was released on a $1,000 bond.

Danny Vice
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22 comments:

rob-t-firefly said...

Is it just me, or do they look related?

Anonymous said...

::cringe::

Maxwell said...

Stephen To Tramp: "I'll buy that for a dollar"

Mari said...

ok, yuck, but why is her bond $2500 and his is only $1000? I think they both committed the same crime...

magnificentjay said...

too close to home to comment.....fully

:/

anyway, same old, same old...elderly dude picks up local crackwhore for some delight.

and yeah, they could be related

Maxwell said...

Hey, if I have the means to be shagging a 30-something year old woman when I'm in my 80's, I'll consider it a blessing.

I'm quite sure he wasn't interested in some dusty old brittle boned fossil down at the bingo parlor.

D' said...

he can still get it up??? ha.

Eastside said...

From the looks of her Myspace page just 2 years ago she was a pretty good kid. Drugs suck!! Shame to see a life end up like hers.

Lee Reynolds said...

Crime against nature? What the hell is that supposed to mean? How is it against nature to give someone a blow job? She shouldn't have done it in public, but that doesn't mean she should not have done it period.

MorbidAngel said...

Oh, yuck! If she'll blow him for $20, I wonder what she'd do for a klondike bar.... LoL

Anonymous said...

I am laughing at the MorbidAngel comment.

Klondike Bar....COM O DEE !!

Keylee Daud said...

this 'guy' and 'girl' hahaha

The Weekly Vice said...

Klondike bar...hehe.. I like that MA... =)

Anonymous said...

Another great senior moment brought to you by Viagra!

I used to be worried about growing old--now I believe chemistry and technology will soften the blow. Thank you Pfizer and Lilly!

Anonymous said...

Wal-Mart...Save money...Live better.

I feel sorry for the poor witness. I can imagine they're forever scarred.

KimberlyB said...

Lee, oral sex is considered sodomy, and thus a crime against nature in some states. I'm thinking it was a crime against nature period with those two...

Anonymous said...

$20 huh? Since it was at WalMart, did she "roll back the price" for him?

Nick said...

Ew...

Havid Dasselhoff said...

20 bucks? I'm in. Anywhere but Wal-Mart though toots.

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Sandy said...

I guess Lee doesn't understand a humorous quip. Crime against nature? LOOK at them?! That's all the writer meant, not like those were the actual charges. DUHHHH....

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