Miami Beach, Florida (The Weekly Vice) -- Vince Shlomi, the 44-year-old pitchman for ShamWow and Slap Chop was arrested last month for punching a high priced prostitute who bit his tongue and wouldn't let go.
According to police, Shlomi met prostitute Sasha Harris, 26, while having a drink at a Miami Beach nightclub. He reportedly brought her back to his $750 per night room at the Setai hotel and agreed to pay her $1,000 for "straight sex" according to the arrest report.
Shlomi told investigators that when he went to kiss Harris, she suddenly "bit his tongue and wouldn't let go." Shlomi reacted by punching Harris, delivering a "Slap Chop" to the woman's face. He then reportedly punched her several times until she finally released his tongue.
Shlomi, who was bleeding at this point, ran to the hotel lobby where hotel security called police.
When authorities arrived, the Shlomi and Harris smelled of alcohol. Shlomi was bleeding from his mouth while Harris suffered multiple fractures and lacerations to her face. Both were transported to a local hospital for treatment.
Investigators recovered $930 from Harris' purse.
Court records indicate that both parties were arrested for aggravated battery, however prosecutors declined to file formal charges in the case.
The full arrest report and Vince Shlomi mugshots can be found at The Smoking Gun.
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Isn't this guy on the Church of Scientology's shit list? Maybe they finally got around to setting him up.
Damn, now we're stuck with Billy Mays for another 20,000 commercials. The agony.
What gives, I thought his name was Vince Offer? Googled it, yup, the man apparently has two last names.
who kisses a hooker?
oh, they were drunk :p
"You're gonna love my nuts".
I noticed the commercial deleted that line out the last time it was on here in Philly.
Think they'll keep running his commercials?
Has GOT to be one of the prettiest prostitutes I've seen in a long, long time.
I think tongue biting is hooker lingo for 'I'm here to have sex, not have intimacy'. kissing on the lips is sort of something they reserve for their boyfriends. It may be twisted logic, but every person has to keep something sacred.
Now why she didn't let go after being punched in the head is a mystery. For $1,000 she certainly could have explained her problem with a kiss. Lazy hooker.
Although hookers dont usually kiss they also usually tell you there rules before making the deal.
scotch-n-soda, go to thesmokinggun.com site and check the after pictures, he seems to have knocked the pretty right off of her. also, he's definitely right handed.
Tongue biting sounds like a quick way to catch hepatitis or frickin aids. One of these days we're gonna figure out what the deal is with Florida and there will be some sorta vaccination.
um, why would you even ATTEMPT to kiss a hooker? i don't care if shes the prettiest hooker in the world, shes still been around, quite a lot...
I guess she got mad because Vince Offer told her... "You're gonna love my nuts!" And then he had to "slap chop his troubles away" by beating the sh*t out of her...
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she looks like she was about to laugh guess she didn't "love his nuts" lmao
OMG!!! You guys are hilarious and naughty all mixed in together!! I Espically like Slapers Billy Mays thing!! And Jupiter Girl!! Seriously though, too bad he's a prostitute beating asshole, because I really liked him much better than Billy Mays!!!
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He's full of crap. She may have bitten his tongue but I'm pretty sure he beat the crap out of her after she let go. He gave her two black eyes, broke multiple bones in her face and choked her hard enough to leave bruises on her neck (see photos). I don't think all of her injuries could have been inflicted by him while she was clamped down on his tongue with his face plastered to hers. My guess is he was trying to force her to do something she didn't want to, probably slapping her around in the process and then at some point went to kiss her and then she bit him in retaliation. He then went berserk and beat the crap out of her.
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