Golden Gate, Florida (The Weekly Vice) -- Mark William Adams, a 31-year-old Golden Gate man was arrested Thursday after giving his grandmother a black eye for accidentally stepping on his foot.
According to Collier County deputies, a dispute erupted between Adams and his 70-year-old mother after she walked by him and accidentally stepped on his foot.
Adam's, who works as a cab driver and lives with his grandmother, became angry and threw a full soda can at her - striking her in the eye. The injury caused a large black and blue mark around her eye, according to the sheriff's arrest report.
Adams was booked into the Collier County Jail on a charge of battery on a person 65 years old or older. Bond has not yet been set in the case.
The Weekly Vice Opinion:
Aside from the miserable reality that this guy was probably hit in the head too many times with boxes of Ding Dongs and Ho Ho's, what the hell is up with a 31 year old man living with his Grandma?
I'd say it's high time a relative rent a fork lift and move his sorry ass out into the street.
Danny Vice
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5 comments:
Gee, I'm sure there's a neck in there some place benieth the cactus brush. I agree, kick him to the curb. I'm afraid however that a fork lift might not be adequate. Flatbed semi perhaps?
grandmother or mother? Ya have me confused danny
Grandmother. thanks for noticing that. I'll get it corrected tonight. =)
grandma, show this fat slob the door...
Its Don Vito from Viva La Bam..
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