March 26, 2009
Hungerford, Berkshire, UK (The Weekly Vice) - Rory McInnes, an 18-year-old British boy decided to make his parent's brand new $2 Million dollar home stand out - the hard way.
After watching a television show about Google Earth, the boy grabbed a tin of white paint and headed up to his parent's flat-top roof to add a little artwork. Some may call it a lot of artwork.
Either way, when Rory was finished, the home displayed a 60 foot penis - painted boldly enough to appear on Google Earth. Parents Andy and Clare weren't impressed.
The decoration went unnoticed for 12 months until a helicopter pilot spotted the design and allowed passengers to take photos.
Andy was incredulous when British newspapers called to inform him that his $2 Million dollar home was beautiful, and "oh by the way, there's a 60 foot willie on your roof."
Rory was on the other side of the world in Brazil when this parents received the news. A chore awaits him, however, upon his return.
"When Rory gets home, he will be given a scrubbing brush and white spirit and he can go scrub it off," said his father.
The Weekly Vice Opinion:
I'm afraid a scrub brush would be the least of his worries if he were my kid.... A toothbrush seems far more appropriate.
The Weekly Vice
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