Hungerford, Berkshire, UK (The Weekly Vice) - Rory McInnes, an 18-year-old British boy decided to make his parent's brand new $2 Million dollar home stand out - the hard way.
After watching a television show about Google Earth, the boy grabbed a tin of white paint and headed up to his parent's flat-top roof to add a little artwork. Some may call it a lot of artwork.
Either way, when Rory was finished, the home displayed a 60 foot penis - painted boldly enough to appear on Google Earth. Parents Andy and Clare weren't impressed.
The decoration went unnoticed for 12 months until a helicopter pilot spotted the design and allowed passengers to take photos.
Andy was incredulous when British newspapers called to inform him that his $2 Million dollar home was beautiful, and "oh by the way, there's a 60 foot willie on your roof."
Rory was on the other side of the world in Brazil when this parents received the news. A chore awaits him, however, upon his return.
"When Rory gets home, he will be given a scrubbing brush and white spirit and he can go scrub it off," said his father.
The Weekly Vice Opinion:
I'm afraid a scrub brush would be the least of his worries if he were my kid.... A toothbrush seems far more appropriate.
Danny Vice
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9 comments:
HAHAAAAAAAA..... that's too funny!
i would keep it if i was them. lol..
I don't know if I'd be able to punish my son for that; I'd be doubled over in laughter thinking about it... and thinking of a way to prank him back!
lmfao!
smells like another spoiled "child"
i have the kid dress up in a penis suit for a weekend and kick his retarded ass out the house.....
well we all know now what's on his mind !!!
Ok, I have to admit this is pretty damn funny!! (still laughing btw) However, if it were my home 2million or a mere $150,000 I'd make him scrub it off too!!! and I still can't stop laughing!!
That's awesome!
.....and that's what his parents get for naming him "Rory". No wonder he is painting a penis!
The cleanup effort will give a whole new meaning to "rubbing one out".
I would have killed him. 2 million dollars, and a penis at that.
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