Jason Savage Jail Booking Report
Saginaw, Michigan (The Weekly Vice) -- Jason Leroy Savage, a 29-year-old Michigan man was sentenced Wednesday to 90 days in prison for having sex with a carwash vacuum hose.
According to police, officers were dispatched on Oct. 16 when a nearby resident called to inform them of 'suspicious behavior' at a carwash in Thomas Township. Investigators say Savage was found attempting to have sex with a vacuum cleaner hose. Savage pleaded no contest to a charge of indecent exposure.
Saginaw County Circuit Court judge, Fred L. Borchard, scolded Savage in court for making Saginaw a national laugh stock for his activity. "I believe you owe the community an apology for what you've done," said Borchard.
Savage will serve out his sentence at the Saginaw County Jail. He was also ordered to submit to random drug testing.
Savage has served time on three prior convictions, including home invasion, bringing contraband into prison and fleeing a police officer.
Danny Vice
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7 comments:
Wow, that sure must "suck". Hoser!
Make that reason #543, why I don't use carwash vacuums. Comes right after, "They suck anyway"
So this is what dear old dad meant when he told me "son, no matter how lonely you get, don't go messing with no hose."
i can see the attraction.....those vacuums have a powerful suction that nor man, woman nor beast can emulate without threat of death
the perp priors didnt help, but the judge sounds like a asshat...i would have responded that i intend to marry the vacuum hose and buy a house in the judge's neighborhood....
lol, that poor vaccuum, i hope its getting counseling..
So, do we place him on the national Sex Offenders list now????
All he needed was the brush up his arse for a car wash 3some, only in the USA lmao, saying that there once was a scottish guy who had sex with his bike and got put on the sex register no joke lol
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