January 28, 2009
Port St. Lucie, Florida (The Weekly Vice) -- Maureen Debona, a 31-year-old Port St. Lucie woman was arrested on aggravated assault charges after allegedly stabbing ..... a car?
According to authorities, Debona and her husband were arguing about finances Tuesday night, when she walked into the kitchen, grabbed a knife and told her husband to get the (expletive) out.
"She told me that she just wanted her personal space but that (her husband) would not leave her alone," said the police arrest report.
Investigators say the woman took the knife out of a drawer, walked towards her husband, and then stabbed the car before throwing the knife into a trash can. Investigators say the woman explained that she was just venting her anger and didn't intend to stab her husband.
There were no reported injuries in the confrontation.
The Weekly Vice Opinion:
Aggravated assault? You've got to be kidding.
Yes, this woman is obviously a frayed nerve that needs to soak in a botanical bath for about two months before rejoining the human race.... but aggravated assault on a car? Give me a break.
To the husband, I'd offer this little piece of advice.
When a woman tells you to get the f*** away from her, you don't follow her all around the house barking at her. What the hell is wrong with you?
One question for readers though... is this what one would call a "car battery?"
The Weekly Vice
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