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Portland, Oregon (The Weekly Vice) Michael G. Dick, a Gresham, Oregon man was arrested Tuesday morning after allegedly entering the home of an 88-year-old woman in the nude, only to get a groin crushing surprise.
According to Multnomah County deputies, Dick (yes, that's his real name) entered the home an 88-year-old woman through a sliding door. He then confronted the woman, who was still in her bathrobe, while he himself was completely naked.
Investigators say the man backed the woman up into her living room and then pushed her, face down, into a chair.
"Before whatever plans the suspect might have had, the woman reached behind her and grabbed the man by the crotch, giving him a good squeeze," said deputy Paul H. McRedmond of the Multnomah County Sheriff's Office.
Dick tore himself free from the woman's grasp and fled the scene, said McRedmond.
The woman contacted authorities who relayed the alert to a Multnomah code enforcement officer who just so happened to be nearby the woman's residence. Authorities apprehended a suspect that matched the man's description until a positive identification could be made.
Dick was booked on charges of burglary, harassment and private indecency charges. He is being held pending a $110,000 bond.
Danny Vice
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6 comments:
was this guy mentally ill or something?
Anyone who feels the freedom to go ahead and hurt someone else in a violent way (outside of a fight or something) could be considered mentally ill in a way I think.
The longer they are locked up, the better
Yay for grandma. Too bad she didn't have a pair of brass knuckles on.
Does anyone know this woman? If so, would you please tell her she's to be commended for refusing to be a victim?
His brother Peter was arrested several days later for the same crime.
Brothers name is Peter Dick, huh!! that's too funny!!! But seriously, I'm glad this Lady had such a strong grip, and the mental facaulties to use it. You go Granny!!! (two thumbs way way up)!!
There once was a fellow named Dick;
Who tried to give a gramma his prick.
She grabbed onto his nuts,
Trying to pull out his guts.
Now he's a jailhouse bitch.
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