June 13, 2008
Carlton Anderson - Dimwitted Parents Drank All Night While Toddlers Ate From Garbage Can. Toddlers Found Wandering Highway Alone
Phoenix, Arizona (The Weekly Vice) -- Some parents are too stupid to operate a toaster, let alone raise children. Now multiply that toxic stupidity by four and you'll have the likes of Carlton Anderson. You'll soon see why he is now on our shit list too. It sure has been a banner week for lousy parents.
Carlton Anderson, a 28 year old Phoenix man whose children were found walking aimlessly along the side of an Interstate Highway has been arrested and charged with four counts of felony child abuse.
According to police, 3-year-old twins Justin And Hustin were found wandering along the exit ramp of southbound Interstate 17 in Phoenix, Arizona. A morning commuter who noticed the children called police and stayed with the children until officers arrived on scene.
Court documents reveal that both children were dirty, had soiled diapers and didn't have any shoes on. One of the children reportedly wasn't wearing clothing other than the dirty diaper.
When police located Anderson's apartment, they found two more children aged 1 and 4 years old. No adults were to be found.
Anderson's apartment was dirty. Trash and broken beer bottles had been strung about the premises. There was no food available in the home outside of soda, bacon and a half loaf of bread that had been thrown away. Officers say the children pulled the bread out of the garbage in an apparent attempt to eat something.
So where were these hardworking parents, humm?
Carlton Anderson returned to the apartment the next morning at 8 a.m. to a crowd of police officers and reporters. After a short interview about his where abouts, he was initially arrested on child neglect charges.
Anderson told police he left the kids the night before to pick his wife up at a local bar. When the children's mother refused to leave, Anderson became upset and went drinking with a friend, according to court documents.
A neighbor told police that Anderson had asked her to watch the kids, but she refused because he "was always asking her to watch them". Anderson also admitted to police that the children had left the apartment before, however a neighbor brought them back.
Police did finally locate the mother on Friday and decided not to press charges against her. Can you believe that? We're glad Carlton decided to man-up and take responsibility, but this leaves the mother wide open to re-assume these children. We'll be seeing these two in the news again at some point I'm sure.
The Weekly Vice Opinion:
So there you have it. The "parents" are out drinking all night while the kids are dragging spoiled bread out of the garbage as the only means to eat. Nice huh?
Apparently the neighbors of these slugs couldn’t be bothered with these kids either. No one apparently reported any of this behavior to authorities until a motorist on the highway stopped to rescue these deserted kids. Homies at the apartment complex simply brought the wandering kids back to the apartment so the parents could neglect them some more. Quality neighbors, indeed.
There are apartment complexes full of these breeding maggots who live on welfare as a means to drink their life away, while the kids get starved, raped, molested and forgotten.
So the next time you see a "Save The Children" commercial on television, go ahead and donate if you like. Just remember though, there's a lot of children in your own town that seriously need saving too. The Carlton Andersons' of the world will see to that.
The Weekly Vice