Sacramento, Ca. (The Weekly Vice) -- Behold, kiddies - your dreams have come true. Little girls can now have tramp stamps just like big sister and Mommy, thanks to Toys R Us retailers.
No, this isn't a Photoshop prank at work... This machine was found sitting at the entry way of the Toys R Us at the Arden Fair Mall in Sacramento California.
Toys R Us, who never fails to send a search party after every penny in you and your kid's pockets, isn't about to miss out on the latest Tattoo craze. While tramp stamps have indeed jumped out of pop culture into the mainstream life of many a wasted youth - soliciting quarters for the stickers look a bit odd dangled between Hannah Montana and Mickey Mouse.
Now your little pre-puberty do-rights can cross over to the dark side just like the pros do. Yes, by pros, we're referring to where the tramp stamp got it's first public exposure. Porn flicks.
Now don't get us wrong. Fellow Lunatics KNOW we have no fear of the dark side here. But isn't a national toy chain devoted to tiny tots really sort of tap dancing on the edge of lunacy here? Rolling the machine right up to the front doors for all eager lawsuit minded parents to see, seems pretty dumb to us.
These images were captured by a fellow blogger over at Cockeyed. There's no doubt you'll be seeing it in some of the mainstream press in a few days, followed by a starched tightie whitie response out of an unlucky Toys R Us spokesperson who will undoubtedly insult our intelligence with some lame response.
Waiting..... Waiting....
Danny Vice
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1 comments:
OMG! If I ever get deluded into thinking the world is a wholesome place I will have a peek at your blog to set me straight!
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