

Hartford, Conn. (The Weekly Vice) -- Garret A. Dalton, a 41 year old state corrections officer has been charged with worker's compensation fraud after he pocketed thousands of dollars in disability claims while running a race to win free Hannah Montana tickets.
According to prosecutors, Dalton entered a contest to win Hannah Montana concert tickets in a radio station contest. The contest required Dalton to dress up in women's clothing and high heels while sprinting 40 yards, balancing an egg on a spoon.
According to investigators, Dalton participated while claiming he was too injured to work, pocketing more than $5,000 in worker's compensation claims. Prosecutors say that he misrepresented facts about his medical condition and ability to work.
Authorities were alerted to Dalton's scam when someone identified him during a TV news broadcast reporting on the promotion.
Dalton has been ordered to appear back in court on April 8th, where he will be competing once again. If the judge has sense of humor, perhaps he'll have Dalton balance a ball and chain on a spoon in a sprint towards the nearest prison.
In case you're wondering why one would be such a fool for Hannah Montana tickets. They have been reportedly listed on eBay for up to $2,000 a pair. Ahh, the madness!
Danny Vice
The Weekly Vice
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