March 28, 2008
Bellevue, OH (The Weekly Vice) -- Arthur Price, an Ohio man was recently arrest and charged with four counts of public indecency after repeatedly having sex with a picnic table.
While there is no law against having sex with a picnic table, there is one against dragging your extreme fetish out into the public, which may have been Arthur's downfall.
Police first became aware of Price's odd behavior when an anonymous source brought them a set of DVDs that show Price having sexual intercourse with a metal table on his deck.
According to police, the DVD's showed Price walking out onto his deck, tilting the table onto it's side and then proceeding to have sexual intercourse with it in open view of neighbors living nearby. The alleged incidences are reported to have been captured between January until March 2008.
When confronted by police, price admitted to the activity. He went on to inform police that his activities included having sex with the table inside of his house as well.
Price was taken into custody, but has posted the ordered $20,000 bond.
Just for fun, can you think of a few ways a picnic table might be better than a girlfriend? See if you can beat these!
Why Picnic Tables Are Better Than A Girlfriend!
1. Picnic tables don't believe in one night stands, they stand on four legs -all the time.
2. Picnic tables don't require a first date, but a bottle of Old English gets you bonus points.
3. If you pick up another picnic table, the old one won't complain
4. Picnic tables will never give you crabs - but beware of splinters
5. Picnic tables can handle a twosome, threesome and even a foursome all at once.
6. You don't have to beg a picnic table to get on all fours.
Alright, enough already - your turn.
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