

Matson, Gloucester, UK ( The Weekly Vice ) -- Stephen Hailes, a 48 year old unemployed former tree surgeon has pleaded guilty and faces jail time after he logged into his online lover's Hotmail account and forwarded her nude pictures to everyone in her email contacts list.
Hailes is a lover scorned and sought revenge. He admits it, but can't understand what all the fuss is about.
Hailes had a hot online romance going with Karen Parker, a married mother of two who he had met in an online chat room over the summer of 2007. Parker had shared a number of saucy photos of herself with him, including several nude photos.
Reportedly, the two became close, and not only exchanged numbers, but Parker also shared her Hotmail password with Hailes.
Hailes helped himself, logging into Parker's email only to find that she was also flirting with other men. Hailes became upset and claims he called the woman's husband to discuss the activities of his wayward wife. He wanted her husband to "realize what sort of woman his wife was".
According to Hailes, the husband didn't believe his story, so he promptly logged into Parker's email account in an effort to forward Parker's husband the nude photos. [Wait, didn't he previously claim to already have been sent these photos?]
Hailes successfully sent out Parker's nude photos - but to every person in Parker's contacts list. Parker became aware of Hailes' backfiring attempt at revenge when friends emailed her, asking why she had sent them nude photographs of herself. It was then that Parker contacted police.
"I sent her flowers and a card and she still ignored me. Then I saw in her emails that she had been seeing other men and I just flipped," explained Hailes. "It really was a silly thing to do. I thought we may have something special together at one point," he added.
"It was a silly mistake. I was jealous and upset, but I honestly never meant to hurt anyone," Hailes said following a lengthy pout, complaining that it's unfair that he might go to jail.
The Weekly Vice Opinion:
We seriously recommend that stickboy Hailes count his blessings. Jail would be a much kinder result than receiving the business end of a shotgun; the alternative solution some husbands insist on after catching a dude meddling in his marriage.
We cut out a large portion of the man's pecker shriveling bouts of self pity because we simply couldn't stand to read his blather any longer. Please go here if you would like to self abuse yourself with more of this man's languishing remarks.
Danny Vice
The Weekly Vice
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photo credit: Daily Mail